Zhoujiazhuang in Suqian, Jiangsu Province, lived in more than 100 households, among which there were only more than ten foreign surnames, which was a famous local village. Zhou Jiaxiang was the richest man in the village. He had seven sons and one daughter, and they were all smart. Because of his rich family, he specially hired a learned Mr. Bai Zihao to educate their children at home. After the parents of other children in the village learned of this, they asked Zhou Jiaxiang to let their children send it. Zhou Jiaxiang also agreed, so the number of students soon increased to more than 50. At that time, it was already a large private house, and most of the students studied hard. Zhou Zhenya was Zhou Jiaxiang's seventh son. Because of his appearance as a monkey, he ranked seventh in the family. I don't know who nicknamed him Zhou Qi Monkey. He has a very good personality and likes to play tricks on others, but he also loves this very indecent nickname, so more and more people call him nicknames. After a long time, even he feels unfamiliar with his real name, Zhou Zhenya.

One spring, Teacher Bai happened to have something to do at home, and after five days of spring break, Zhou Qi Monkey invited seven or eight good classmates to play in nearby Yaowan Town. It is the nature of children to be playful, not to mention that they are fifteen or sixteen years old. Soon, the sun was all over the west. If you don't go home again, you may have to go back in the dark. When you get home, you will definitely be scolded by your parents. Just because there were many robbers at that time, if you go for a night walk in the dark, if you encounter a robber, the consequences will be unimaginable. So everyone hurriedly let go and hurried. When you are tired of walking, Zhou Qi Monkey suddenly said, "Students, who can walk in front of me? When you arrive at Wangjia Village, I will pay a donkey to walk him and ride." "Okay!" Everyone replied in unison.

In less than ten minutes, everyone ran in front of Zhou Qi Monkey. Some were afraid that what he said would not count, so they asked again and again: "You must honor what you say, but you can't brag!" "Absolutely have credit." A gentleman's word! "Another classmate said." A whip! "Zhou Qi Monkey replied. He ran all the way, seeing that Wangjiazhuang was in front of him. Zhou Qi Monkey said to the classmates again," Wait a moment, everyone, I will go to the village first and ask where the donkey hirer lives, and he will be back soon. "Zhou Qi Monkey went into the village and saw many children playing by the pool. He walked over and saw an older child sitting by the pool, so he stepped forward and pushed the child into the pool. When the other children saw him, they began to roar. Monkey Zhou quickly ran away. The other students saw that he had caused a big disaster and quickly followed Monkey Zhou.

When they saw this situation, they had long forgotten about their fatigue until they couldn't hear the sound of people chasing behind them, and they had already run for five or six miles. When everyone was about to stop to rest and settle accounts with Zhou Qi Monkey, Zhou Qi Monkey said, "Do you think it's safe now? Tell you! Maybe there are two horses and two donkeys chasing after them, so let's go quickly!" When everyone heard that someone might be chasing after them on a donkey, they knew they couldn't make any more noise, so they hurried back. When they arrived at Zhoujiazhuang, everyone surrounded Zhou Qi Monkey in the center and asked him why he didn't hire donkeys, causing everyone to run out of breath? Zhou Qi Monkey smiled and said, "You should thank me. If I hadn't come up with this plan, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to return home in the middle of the night! There are only two donkeys in Wangjiazhuang, but there are eight of us. How can we ride?"

Monkey Zhou Qi had a cousin who was a simple-minded boor with well-developed limbs. He could never compare to Monkey Zhou Qi, but every time he suffered a loss, he would beat Monkey Zhou Qi with his fists. Monkey Zhou Qi felt that he had suffered too much anger and could not take revenge only verbally, but he also felt that there was nothing he could do with his anger. It was really unbearable, so he had to think of countermeasures day and night. One day at noon, Monkey Zhou Qi suddenly jumped up happily and said, "Cousin, cousin, you beat me so hard, I will make you suffer a lot this time, and listen to your wailing to eliminate the anger in my chest, but you will never know that it is my conspiracy." Monkey Zhou Qi chose the most naughty white horse and asked the servant to lead it out. Monkey Zhou was standing in front of the horse. As soon as he bent over, he ordered the three servants to beat the horse with a leather whip. After practicing many times, the horse knew that as soon as someone bent over, he would be beaten.

Soon after, cousin came, Monkey Zhou told the three servants that my cousin is very strong and I can't beat him. I am often bullied by him, so I want revenge. Please keep it a secret. If cousin knows the inside story, I will be miserable. "Don't worry, young master, we grew up eating Zhou family food, who dares to do something wrong to you? Don't worry!The three servants said in unison. So the four of them acted according to the plan, and the three servants went to Monkey Zhou's cousin's house to find him together. "Hello, young master cousin!One of the servants said, "Tell the young master cousin good news. "What good news?" It's great that we brought a white horse, although it's not a thousand miles, it can run really fast! " Great! My favorite is the fast horse, you quickly bring it out and let me ride it to see how fast it can run. "But, Master Biao, you must be careful! I was so hurt by this horse a few days ago!" The servant said and touched his butt as if he was still in pain. Don't worry, you go lead the horse!

When the servant led the horse out, his cousin was very fond of it and kept saying, "What a good horse!" Monkey Zhou Qi quietly followed the horse, and the three servants surrounded the horse. When he saw his cousin's body stand up, he jumped on the horse's back. Monkey Zhou Qi quickly ran to the horse and bent over, saying, "Cousin, you have to be careful!" The horse thought it was going to be beaten again, so he let go of the four-way running and jumped forward, as fast as lightning. Only to hear a scream of "Oh yo", the cousin had already fallen off the horse's back, but the horse still rushed forward quickly. At that time, Monkey Zhou Qi cried and said with fake mercy, "Cousin, I came one step late and caused you to fall like this." His cousin kept shouting in pain, and had no strength to answer him. Monkey Zhou Qi was secretly happy, thinking to himself, "Although I can't beat you, you have also tasted the pain of flesh and blood!"

Half a month later, as soon as his cousin recovered, he hurriedly came to thank Zhou Qi Monkey and apologized, "Cousin, if I hadn't been taught this lesson, I would never have realized how kind your heart is. When I fell, you cared so much and took care of me, which made me very grateful. I feel that I was too much to you before, and I shouldn't have beaten you so badly. I hope you can forgive my mistake." "Cousin! Don't take this matter to heart, who can be wrong? As long as you don't hit me again in the future, it's fine." Zhou Qi Monkey said seriously. "Cousin, I will never hit you again, please rest assured." Cousin, I'll treat you a drink. "" Okay, let's go. " From then on, the two became very close cousins.

Not long after, Zhou Qi Monkey got married, and his wife was virtuous and beautiful. The relationship between the husband and wife was very good, and they lived a happy life. His wife had two younger sisters, who were also very beautiful. Zhou Qi Monkey liked to joke with people, so he wanted to tease the two sisters-in-law and make fun of them, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of a way to fit the status of brother-in-law. One day, the two sisters-in-law suddenly came to his house as guests, and he had an idea and came up with a very clever plan. When his wife put the food on the table, Zhou Qi Monkey took advantage of the two sisters-in-law before they were seated, and secretly put laxatives in their bowls. After eating, about an hour later, the two sisters-in-law's stomachs began to chirp, arguing for the convenience of going to the toilet. But when they hadn't reached the toilet yet, Zhou Qi Monkey had already rushed into the toilet, and the two sisters-in-law were holding their stomachs in a hurry. When Zhou Qi Monkey saw this situation through the crack of the door, he laughed with joy, but he was afraid that it would take too long and really make a joke, so he came out of the toilet leisurely. As soon as the two sisters-in-law saw his brother-in-law come out, they didn't care about face and immediately went to the toilet like a gust of wind.

At this time, Zhou Qi Monkey went back to his room and said to his wife, "Today's dish tastes good, but it seems too unhygienic. I just ate it and felt very painful in my stomach, so I ran to the toilet to have diarrhea. It's okay for me to have diarrhea, but I'm just too sorry for the guests." His wife saw that the two sisters were not in the living room and regretted that they should not have asked the two sisters to eat so much. I'm afraid they also had diarrhea in the toilet. The two sisters-in-law came out of the toilet, their faces were green and yellow, and they saw their sister and said nothing, just one sentence: "Sister, take us home!" It's almost dark, and it's not someone else's house. Why are you in a hurry? "We are sick." You're not sick, it's just that I didn't pay attention when I was cooking, maybe it was crawled by flies, so... "" But we're not the only ones who eat things! "" Alas! Your brother-in-law is not the same, he's lying on the bed now! It's just that he's a little lighter. "The two sister-in-law thought of the contented expression when his brother-in-law came out of the toilet just now, and knew that he had been fooled by his brother-in-law, so they exchanged glances with each other, and followed his sister back to the hall.

The next day, on the way home, the two sisters discussed using the same method of revenge to vent their anger. After another month, Zhou Qi Monkey didn't come back for many days because his wife went back to her mother's house. He thought that the two sisters-in-law must have kept his sister and asked him to pick her up before letting her go home. It is very likely that the two of them will take revenge on him. What should I do? "He paced back and forth in the house, talking to himself. Got it! Got it!" On this day, the weather was sunny. Zhou Qi Monkey went to the vegetable garden to pick up a cart of winter squash and give it to his father-in-law, and asked the maid to push it, while he shook his fan and followed him as if nothing had happened. His father-in-law and mother-in-law were overjoyed to see his son-in-law come to pick up their daughter, and immediately asked their family to prepare wine and food for the guests. The two sisters-in-law had already expected today, so they worked all afternoon and cooked a lot of good dishes.

During dinner, they talked while drinking, and asked their two young daughters to fill the soup with rice, so the two took the opportunity to put laxatives in the soup and meal, and Zhou Qi Monkey did not care and ate and drank freely. After the meal, Zhou Qi Monkey took advantage of everyone's inattention, hugged a big winter melon back to the room, put it under the bed, and then said to his parents, "I drank too much tonight, and I must rest early." After two hours, Zhou Qi Monkey's stomach began to chirp, he quickly took out a knife and made a small hole in the winter melon, and poured all the excrement into the winter melon. Before dawn, he blocked the winter melon with wire, and then secretly put it back in the kitchen.

The next morning, the sisters-in-law ran to the toilet and found it strange that there was nothing wrong, thinking that the laxatives had failed. Soon, Zhou Qi Monkey took his wife home. While the two sisters-in-law were cooking lunch, they suddenly remembered the winter melon sent by their brother-in-law, so they went to carry one to cook. Because the winter melon was too heavy, a girl couldn't carry it, so they carried it into the kitchen and put it on the table. The sister-in-law picked up the kitchen knife and aimed at the winter melon to cut it down hard, only to hear a "sizzling" sound, and the table was full of stinky water. They hurriedly pinched their noses and scolded in unison, "Damn Zhou Qi Monkey, we've been fooled again!"