Wu San grew up lazy and incompetent. His parents saved 50 taels of silver for a lifetime of frugality and married Wu San, a wife named Wang Shi.
As the saying goes: "It's not that a family does not enter a house", and this Wang family is not a diligent person. Since marrying Wu San, she has been the same as Wu San, eating and lazy all day long. In current words, the two are typical of the old family.
After a few years, Wu San's parents grew old and passed away one by one. Wu San and Wang Shi were dumbfounded, they were tired of working in the fields, and had no skills. Seeing the rice bowl at home meet the bottom, Wu San and Wang Shi felt worried. How can that be good?
So the two of them came up with a good idea. One day, Wang heard a rice seller shouting in the house, and she rushed out of the house. Then she told the rice seller that she wanted to buy more rice.
So the merchant carried the burden to the yard. Wang Shi saw that there was not too much rice in the basket, so she told the merchant that she wanted all the rice. The merchant was overjoyed when he heard this, so he hurriedly weighed the rice for Wang Shi.
Then Wang Shi asked the merchant to carry the rice to the house and asked him to follow him to the house to get the money. So the merchant followed Wang Shi into the house. When she got to the house, Wang Shi opened the box and rummaged through the cabinets pretending to find money. In fact, she knew in her heart that there was no money at home at all.
After flipping through it for a while, she didn't find it in the end. Wang shi looked embarrassed, and then said to the merchant, "My husband went out in a hurry and forgot to leave me money, how can this be good?" Then she looked at the merchant with ambiguous eyes as she spoke.
The merchant saw that the Wang family was full of love and could not resist the temptation of the Wang family, so he hugged the Wang family. Seeing that the merchant had been hooked, the Wang family was secretly happy. Then she said to the merchant, "I'm really sorry to do this in broad daylight. Wait a minute, I'll close the curtain."
After saying this, she got up and went to draw the curtain, and looked out while pulling the curtain. As soon as the curtains were drawn and turned around, the merchant threw her on the bed at once.
At that moment, he heard the door open with a "squeak" sound. Then he heard Wu San shout, "Wife, I'm back!" The moment the merchant heard this, he was so scared that he hurried out. When he saw Wu San, he said, "Your wife bought some rice just now, and I've already put it in the house." As he spoke, the merchant picked up the burden and hurriedly walked out of the door.
As soon as the merchant left, the couple's Coke broke. Sure enough, this trick worked, and just like that, the two sang double reeds. In the future, there will be no shortage of rice, noodles, oil and the like in the house.
Besides, after the rice seller left, the more he thought about it, the more wrong he felt that he had fallen into their trap. One day, he passed by the door of Wu San's house again and saw a meat seller walking out of Wu San's house in a panic.
As a result, the merchant understood everything and decided to treat Wu San and his wife. Therefore, he told his eldest brother what happened and what he thought.
One day, the merchant dressed carefully, and he carried another load of rice to the door of Wu San's house, shouting loudly at the door. At this time Wu San walked out, and he said to Wang shi as he walked: "I'm going to drink, I don't have to wait for me to eat at noon, I'll be back later." Just like that, Wu San walked out of the house. He quietly stopped at the corner of an alley.
After a while, Wang Shi said to the merchant, "I want to buy some rice, you can pick rice into the house." So, the merchant entered the house and saw the merchant wearing a hat and a fake beard, which Wang Shi really didn't recognize.
Then Wang Shi performed as before, and finally drew the curtains. Seeing this, the merchant pressed Wang Shi to bed. Wang shi waited for Wu San to push the door and go home as usual. However, Wu San never appeared.
Just like that, the merchant defiled Wang Shi, and he went out triumphantly. At the door, the merchant's eldest brother and Wu San were scuffling together. It turned out that the merchant's eldest brother had been secretly staring at Wu San's every move from the side. When Wu San was about to open the door, the merchant's eldest brother ran over and said to Wu San, "You lent me the money, now quickly return it to me."
Wu San had not borrowed his money, so he scolded him for being crazy. So, the big brother of the merchant started to fight Wu San as an excuse. The purpose was to prevent Wu San from entering the house. Seeing the merchant leave the house proudly, Wu San wanted to go to the merchant to settle the bill angrily. The merchant's big brother took this opportunity to run away.
At this time, many people came from outside the door to watch the fun. The merchant didn't panic when he saw Wu San, he said to Wu San, "I have already sent rice to your house just now, a total of ten taels of silver. Your wife said she had no money, so let me take care of you." Wu San was so angry that he couldn't speak.
The merchant saw that Wu San did not pay, and then quarreled with Wu San. At this moment, the county master passed by this place. The merchant saw this, and complained to the county master, saying Wu San and his wife would not pay for rice. The county master ordered someone to enter the house to check, and sure enough, he saw a load of rice in the house. Then, the county master ordered someone to search for the merchant, and the merchant had no money on him. Therefore, the county master ordered Wu San to pay the merchant with silver.
Wu San didn't have any money and couldn't afford it at all. The county master was furious when he heard that, he ordered someone to beat Wu San and his wife forty big boards each. Then he let the merchant carry the rice and go home. Wu San and his wife could only suffer a loss. Wu San was cuckolded and beaten, but the husband and wife still dare not tell the truth.
Conclusion:
Wu San and his wife were lazy and lazy, always thinking of getting something for nothing. The couple lived by cheating by "singing double reeds", but they didn't expect to capsize the boat in the end. Wu San was cuckolded in front of his eyes, and he could only knock off his front teeth and swallow them in his stomach. This is really "stealing chicken will not eat rice."
Being a person does not have to be upright and vigorous, but it must be kind and upright; doing things does not have to be perfect, but it must be down-to-earth and upright.