Steal a cash cow

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Wu Ergou is a second-rate son of Wu Family Village.

Not long ago, he went out for a few months, and when he came back, he became weird. He often sat under the camphor tree in the village in a daze, and occasionally he would make a few giggles, and people were secretly guessing, is Wu Ergou stupid? But Wu Ergou didn't care what the villagers thought, because this time he came back to make a lot of money!

Some time ago, Wu Ergou met a boss named Huang Chong in the city. Boss Huang was looking for wood to make a coffin for his deceased mother. As soon as he heard that there was a thousand-year-old camphor tree in Wu Family Village, he immediately expressed his willingness to pay 100,000 yuan to buy it, regardless of whether the tree was dead or alive.

Wu Ergou agreed without saying a word, but asked Huang Chong to give him a month's time. He knew that if he moved the big tree blatantly, the whole village would trample him to death, because this tree was spiritual in the eyes of the villagers, and he had to think of a way. Boss Huang said yes, saying that he would come to the village to buy a tree in a month.

After Wu Ergou came back, he stayed under the tree for several days, and finally decided to secretly dig the roots of the tree. I heard from the older generation that the roots of camphor trees grow horizontally, as long as those roots are cut off, the camphor tree will die in less than half a month! Once the tree dies, things will go much smoother, what is the value of a dead tree?

In the middle of the night, Wu Ergou carried his hoe and touched the camphor tree. He calmly lit a cigarette and was about to sit down to rest for a while. Suddenly, he felt as if his back had been touched lightly, and he stood up alertly, but he was kicked lightly on the back of his head. He suddenly turned around and took out a flashlight, and was so frightened that he saw a man with a ferocious face hanging on the tree branch!

The person hanging seemed to be Wu Yushan's daughter-in-law, Lin Xiaojuan, and the clothes looked so familiar. Could it be that she hung herself? He hesitated for a moment, then turned back to the tree trembling, and took a closer look at the flashlight.

Fortunately, Lin Xiaojuan had not been hanging for a long time, and after Wu Ergou pinched the person a few times, she woke up. The first thing she did when she woke up was grab Wu Ergou's clothes and cry loudly. As the saying goes, "Charge is not as noisy as a woman," this cry immediately woke up the surrounding villagers. Wu Ergou cried bitterly and wanted to leave, but she couldn't pull Lin Xiaojuan's hand away.

Before long, the camphor tree was filled with indignant villagers. Before Wu Ergou could explain, the villagers' fists and toes rained down. Everyone thought that Wu Ergou had bullied Lin Xiaojuan, and someone shouted while beating: "I saw that his return this time was abnormal, but I didn't expect him to do such a thing that is inferior to beasts..."

When the villagers stopped, Lin Xiaojuan cried and said, "It's none of his business, let me die, I can't live!"

The unsuspecting villagers became even more angry. They gave Wu Ergou another beating, causing Wu Ergou to scream in pain.

At this moment, Wu Yushan, who lived at the head of the village, ran over and shouted as he ran, "Daughter-in-law, I know I was wrong, don't think about it, I will never hit you again..." The villagers were stunned, looked at each other, pulled Lin Xiaojuan and asked, only to find out that she was fighting with her husband and was beaten by her husband.

Only then did everyone realize that Wu Ergou had been wronged, and they quickly helped him up from the ground apologetically, but soon some people began to doubt: How could Wu Ergou come here in the middle of the night?

Wu Ergou rolled his eyes and snorted, "I'm still strange, I obviously dreamed that someone was hanging here, so I came to save her, but I was woken up by you, ouch, it hurts to death!" After saying that, he turned around and went home. The villagers looked at his back in surprise and doubted what he said just now, this guy really has that ability?

Over the next few days, Wu Ergou became the focus of the village. When the villagers saw him, they asked, "Wu Ergou, did you have that strange dream again?" Someone even quipped, "Next time you dream about where the ingots are buried, remember to knock on my door!" The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional. Thinking of the 100,000 yuan, Wu Ergou's heart suddenly moved and had an idea...

This morning, the Wu Family Village suddenly became lively, and the Wu Yushan couple, who had been quiet for two days, began fighting again, and the broken bowls and dishes in the house fell to the ground.

Lin Xiaojuan held a pot lid that was used as a weapon in her hand and cried and said, "I didn't expect to eat and drink spicy food with you, but now I can't even pay the tuition fee for my baby. You, a big man, don't want to make money but make trouble at home every day. How do you think you can live these days?"

There was a lot of discussion in the crowd, and many people sighed and shook their heads.

Wu Ergou, who was standing in the middle of the crowd, suddenly squeezed out and stood in front of Wu Yushan. After a moment of hesitation, he finally spoke, "Brother Yushan, don't worry.

The curious villagers immediately hugged Wu Yushan and his wife to the hut thatched, but unexpectedly dug out thousands of dollars in a corner. Wu Yushan excitedly held Wu Ergou's hand: "Brother, you are really a god, is it a bodhisattva?" The villagers also pulled Wu Ergou to ask questions, and some pestered him to learn to dream.

Wu Ergou spread his hands: "I feel strange to myself!" His face was calm, but he was secretly proud in his heart: I can't bear to be a child and can't trap a wolf, this move is really ingenious, compared to the huge sum of 100,000 yuan, the mere thousand yuan buried in Wu Yushan's thatched house is only a drop in the bucket, and then it's time to point the finger at the camphor tree.

Since the incident of burying money, Wu Ergou had been surrounded by people everywhere he went, and he seemed to have become an expert! Wu Yushan even pulled him to drink when he had nothing to do, asking him about his dreams, hoping that he could learn a trick and a half. Wu Ergou's nonsense in the sky and on the ground also fooled him into falling into a trance, convinced but not doubtful!

A few days later, in the middle of the night, Wu Ergou found an axe and came to the bottom of the camphor tree, slashing at the trunk for a while, shouting while chopping. The shouting woke up the nearby villagers, and the villagers found that the person who cut the tree was Wu Ergou.

Early the next morning, someone asked Wu Ergou carefully what he hadhad done last night. Wu Ergou tilted his head and thought for a long time before suddenly exclaiming with excitement, "I remember, I dreamed that I fought a monster all night. This monster is so powerful, I can't beat it!The villagers looked at each other, skeptical of Wu Ergou's words.

On the other hand, Wu Yushan invited Wu Ergou to his house and asked about the monster while eating.

"It must be that monster. Otherwise, our village wouldn't be so poor. I wanted to destroy it, but everyone stood by and refused to help me.

Hearing this, Wu Yushan hurriedly made up his mind: "Brother, your dream is not false, there must be something wrong with that camphor tree, and I am determined to cut it down! But I am worried that the old stubborn in the village will object, but I have an idea, aren't those little bastards in the village idle all day? I will secretly help you blow the wind, as long as they figure it out, this will be done!"

"Okay!" Wu Ergou boasted, "Whoever cuts down the camphor tree will be the first to make a fortune!" The two of them had a great time eating this meal, and it was not until the sun went down that Wu Ergou staggered home.

However, after several days had passed, the camphor tree had not been damaged in the slightest. Strangely, Wu Yushan had also disappeared from Wu Family Village! Late that night, Wu Ergou, who couldn't hold back, picked up his axe again, felt under the camphor tree, and slashed down to the roots of the tree.

As he chopped and chopped, he heard a muffled sound, and the camphor tree slowly fell to one side. Wu Ergou only lowered his head to chop down the tree, not noticing that the tree had fallen. When he reacted and was about to escape, the thick trunk had already pressed down one of his feet, and Wu Ergou felt a piercing colic, and he fell unconscious on the spot.

When Wu Ergou woke up, he found himself lying in the hospital.

When the villagers heard that Wu Ergou had woken up, they rushed into the ward all of a sudden, and a relieved smile appeared on their faces. The village chief took his hand and said, "Finally woke up, but everyone was terrified.

Wu Ergou looked puzzled: What happened to Wu Yushan? Then he thought of the camphor tree again: "That tree fell?" What did the village do with the camphor tree?

The village chief saw his confusion and explained, "Wu Yushan ran to cut down trees with chainsaw in the middle of the night, and was secretly watched by his wife behind his back. He coughed twice in the dark, and Wu Yushan was scared away when he was cut in half. After knowing that you had an accident, Lin Xiaojuan ran to my house and told her about it. You are her benefactor! I have already asked someone to catch that Wang Ba Lamb and cut down the camphor tree. This time, God will not let him go. Wang Ba Lamb is still stubborn and threatened that he would make a fortune soon. If you want me to be funny, I will bah! Toad wanted to go to heaven, so I slapped him on the spot!"

Wu Ergou suddenly realized that it was no wonder that he cut down the camphor tree with a few axes, and immediately asked, "Where is the camphor tree? How do you plan to deal with it?"

The village chief patted his hand and comforted him, "Don't worry, the camphor tree has fallen, and we can't help it. It just so happens that a boss came to our village to buy a tree. We didn't plan to sell it, but Lin Xiaojuan said that you were her savior. You were in trouble and saved yourself, so I begged everyone to sell the tree in exchange for money to treat you." Read the story online

"Yes, if you sell it for more money, you can do something good for the village!Wu Ergou immediately said, and his heart burst into a smile. Although he was not lightly injured, it was nothing compared to the huge sum of 100,000 yuan.

Seeing what he said, the village chief also smiled: "You and I thought of one piece, the tree has been sold, the boss will send the money immediately, and then go to the village to pull the tree, do you know how much it sold? A full 100,000 yuan! Just to offset your medical expenses." Before he finished speaking, a man walked in at the door of the ward, and the villagers immediately made way. The man walked to the side of the bed with a smile on his face with a pile of money.

Looking at the smiling man in front of him, Wu Ergou's brain slammed and he was completely desperate! This is no one else, it is the rich man he misses day and night, the boss Huang Chong who offered 100,000 to buy camphor trees!