The most miserable laugh

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The Fiddits of the Indian Ocean island nations are serious people. To the outside world, they never seem to laugh, and of course outsiders never see their smiling faces. People have tried many times to make them laugh with hilarious antics, even tickling them, but to no avail.

A casino owner in Las Vegas has launched a high-stakes gambling game to boost the popularity of casinos: anyone who can make Fidelity people laugh out loud, photograph smiling faces, and record laughter can be rewarded with up to $50 million.

As soon as this exciting news was announced, it immediately caused a commotion among gamblers. Many gamblers were eager to try and take risks, but they all returned in vain.

A swinger named Bobby also packed his bags, brought a photographer, and set foot on a boat into the billowing Indian Ocean. Bobby swore he would get a bounty of 50 million dollars, and he would not give up until he achieved his goal.

Bobby knew that to make the Fidelity laugh, he had to find another way.

When he came to the island where the Fidelity people lived, Bobby bought a fisherman with a lot of money. The fisherman told Bobby: Sarah is the favorite daughter of the chief, and she likes to play by the beach every day and pick up shells of various colors.

When Bobby heard that, he thought about it.

Bobby gave the fishermen a large sum of money to get a lot of fish, attracting the giant crocodiles in the jungle to the sea where the river entered, and then trying to lead Sarah there. The cynical fishermen acted according to their plan.

The next morning, the fishermen told Sarah, who had come to play, that there were many beautiful shells in the sea. Sarah cheered, but as soon as she got there, she was attacked by a giant crocodile with a bloody mouth. At this time Bobby, who had been prepared, pretended to be an explorer who happened to pass by, killed the giant crocodile with a large caliber shotgun and bandaged Sarah's wounds.

Bobby has received first aid training and moves skillfully and gently. Sara was very touched to see Bobby's tall figure, handsome face and busy figure. Bobby, a veteran of love, built a campfire in the forest and asked for warmth, changing ways to please Sara.

The legendary experience and the tenderness after the shock all of a sudden moved the young and innocent Sarah who was not deeply involved in the world. In order to repay her life, Sarah took off the necklace with gems and pearls around her neck and gently put it around Bobby's neck, and Bobby hugged her. Sarah's graceful body, brown and shiny skin, and especially the big eyes of Maimai made the playboy Bobby fall in love. The two of them couldn't help themselves in the coconut forest sea breeze...

Bobby did not know that he had already violated the Fidelity taboo: the Fidelity people took chastity very seriously, and if a girl lost her virginity before marriage was discovered, she would be exiled. After the lingering, Sarah shyly and timidly begged softly in Bobby's ear that she must not tell all this, otherwise she would be miserable. Bobby kissed Sarah with anticipation, patted her chest, and promised.

At this time, when Bobby saw that the time had come, he took the opportunity to inquire about the fact that the Fidelity people would not laugh. Sara grinned and cried, "Fool, I'm laughing now!"

It turns out that the Fidelity people have used their cries to express their joy for generations! When Bobby heard it, he thought it was a fantasy and couldn't help laughing. Sarah quickly covered Bobby's mouth and said that the Fidelity people would only "laugh" in grief unless they encountered a great disaster and no outsiders were present. It is a shame to be seen or heard by outsiders, that is, to laugh.

On the third morning, the sea was calm. Bobby told the photographer to get everything ready, and then followed the happy Sarah to the big village to meet the chief.

When the chief heard that Bobby had saved his daughter's life, he followed the highest etiquette in the tribe, blowing ten conch shells, lighting ten bonfires, and singing and dancing to express his welcome and gratitude to Bobby.

When the chief and Bobby held their glasses and drank coconut wine together, the joyous atmosphere reached its climax. From the chief to the tribal people who sang and danced, they all "cried" to their heart's content, and immediately the island was full of "crying" sounds. In fact, this scene of crying was the ocean of joy for the Fidelity people.

At this time Bobby saw that the time was ripe, and he took Sarah's hand and boldly proposed to the chief that he wanted to propose to Sarah. The chief solemnly lit the torch symbolizing hope and blessing and happily agreed. However, the chief puts forward the only condition: Bobby must enter the island and join the tribe of the Fidelity people.

Bobby deliberately changed his face and said loudly, "No, I have to take Sarah because she's already my woman, just last night!"

Hearing this, the chiefs and tribesmen changed their faces. Sarah yelled at Bobby, "Why did you break your promise? You liar! Liar, liar!"

The chief's tense face convulsed, and his hand holding the torch trembled violently. He faced the sea, looked up at the sky, and roared in a low voice, "Oh my God, disaster!" Then the chieftain threw the torch into the bonfire and gave an order to the warriors: "Enforce the rules of the clan to inform the gods!"

According to the family rules, if a faithful girl loses her life before marriage, she will be tied to a canoe and put into the sea and let drift, and the chief's daughter is no exception.

A few burly men reluctantly carried out the order, tied Sara to the canoe, and slowly lowered her into the sea.

Watching his favorite daughter gradually swept away by the surging waves, the desperate chief couldn't help but "laugh" up to the sky. In fact, it was the heart-wrenching and wailing cry of the Fidelity clan. Afterwards, the clan members also "laughed" loudly, but the "laughter" sounded particularly scary.

Bobby's photographer wasted no time in turning on the lens, pressing the video button, and shooting greedily.

Seeing that $50 million was coming soon, Bobby couldn't help laughing out loud, thinking that he could spend all his time in the casino.

Bi Bi's laughter did not stop, only to see the chief make a gesture, and the audience immediately quieted down, only the cracking sound of the bonfire "beep beep".

A few burly men with blood-red eyes and spears and knives came up and surrounded Bobby and the photographer.

The chief announced: "Since you are so sad, let you be reunited in heaven." Then he murmured, "Your friends should accompany you on the road, this time not by water."

The warriors raised the desperately struggling and pleading Bobby and his cameraman, lifted them high, and threw them heavily into the blazing bonfire. The flames grew stronger and stronger, and the flames flew higher than coconut trees…