Candidate's special abilities

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Daning River Stone Company was in urgent need of a cashier. The company decided to hold an on-site job fair, requiring applicants to have a college degree or above, and hold an accounting qualification certificate. The hired person's monthly salary was 2,500 yuan. The day before New Year's Day, the job fair was held as scheduled, using interviews, written tests and on-site tests. After two screenings, six applicants, five women and one man, entered the company's conference room and waited for the on-site test.

After the applicant entered the scene, he felt very strange. There was a large round table in the conference room, and there were six plastic bottles on the table, wrapped in six kinds of colored paper: red, orange, yellow, green, blue and blue. The deputy general manager of the company was in charge of the test, surnamed Wang, and she was a beautiful woman. Deputy General Manager Wang said: "Ladies and gentlemen, these six bottles contain different items, please smell them with your noses, and then write down the answers on the paper. Please don't be nervous, and don't take any chances. Each person's time is six minutes, and you can get the results based on your sense of smell. We will announce the test results on the spot and choose the best."

As soon as Vice President Wang finished speaking, a woman asked, "You are recruiting cashiers and part-time secretaries, not special agents. How can we test our nose function?"

When everyone heard this, they all burst into laughter.

Vice President Wang took a closer look, and the question was asked by a beautiful woman. Vice President Wang was stunned, and his face sank: "Please be serious. Why test the nose, this is our company's policy."

Before Vice President Wang could finish, a fat man asked, "Examiner, I have a cold today, and the function of my nose must have failed. This is very unfair to me!"

Vice President Wang smiled slightly: "Sir, if you have any objection, you can abstain."

When the beautiful woman heard that, she smiled at the fat guy: "Big brother, don't give up, your nose is like a huge garlic head and a beautiful nest, you will definitely win!"

There was another roar of laughter in the conference room.

Vice President Wang did not expect that the pair of men and women would be so spoofed, and the more they talked, the more outrageous they became. She had no choice but to give an order and the on-site test began.

Candidate No. 1, a woman, walked onto the stage, grabbed a bottle and uncovered the cap, which was placed on a porcelain plate by an employee. Contestant No. 1 clutched the bottle tightly, touched her nose to the mouth of the bottle, and smelled it intently. But the mouth of the bottle was sealed with a white cloth and tightly sewn. The woman looked nervous, but after the prescribed time had passed, she withdrew from the stage in frustration.

No. 1 left in frustration, and No. 2 and No. 3 applicants were also in bad shape. After they sniffed the mouth of the bottle, they wrote the answer, looking extremely low. No. 4 was a fat woman who walked up to the stage, put her hands together, and prayed in a low voice: "God bless me. I have been unemployed for a year, and my twin sons are going to college!" The fat woman finished her prayers and touched her nose tightly to the mouth of the bottle. After No. 4 finished writing the answer, she was in tears.

The fat woman stepped back, and it was time for No. 5 to go on stage. The fat guy arrived at the round table, staring motionless. After more than half of the time, he suddenly grabbed a pen and wrote down his answer. When No. 5 walked off the stage, he was happy.

Finally, No. 6 came on, and it was the beautiful woman who took the lead in attacking Vice President Wang. The beautiful woman gently opened the bottle cap and stared at the bottle cap. Her mouth squirmed lightly, her nose touched the mouth of the bottle hastily, and then she wrote the answer with a smile on her face.

After the test was completed, Vice President Wang and the five staff members looked at the answers and immediately announced the test results. No. 1 to No. 3 got zero points, No. 4 got two points. No. 5 and No. 6 actually got full marks.

After the results were announced, the meeting room suddenly broke into applause, but it was taken by the fat guy alone. The fat guy asked, "Vice President Wang, there is a tie today, you should hire the two of us, because I and the beautiful woman are both excellent, right?"

Vice President Wang smiled slightly: "Sir, you are indeed excellent, beyond our expectations. Please tell me, how did you smell the contents of the bottle?"

The fat guy looked triumphant: "My nose is very smart! When I was in the army, everyone said I had special powers! As long as I stood at the entrance of the restaurant, I would know what the meat dish was that day. I can identify things like soy sauce, vinegar, tea, etc., without smelling it."

Vice President Wang looked surprised. "Sir, are you really that amazing?"

The fat boy said, "Today's bottle contains soy sauce, vinegar, gasoline, honey, water, and sugar water. Didn't I get it all right? Don't I have special powers?"

Vice President Wang chuckled: "It's not simple! Sir, do you have any other special powers?"

The fat guy patted his chest and said, "That time I went to Yunnan, I smelled drugs on a woman as soon as I entered the waiting room, and immediately twisted that woman! Hehe, I made a contribution; not long ago, I saw a woman fall to the ground in Daning River Street, went to pull the woman, smelled that she was taking poison, and I sent her to the hospital in time to save her life. Comrades, this is the magic of my special ability."

As soon as the fat boy's voice fell, the beautiful No. 6 laughed: "Big brother, you can really blow! Your nose is so powerful, is it a police dog?"

As soon as the beautiful woman's voice fell, the conference room started laughing again.

The fat guy looked like this, and just as he was about to argue with the woman, Vice President Wang shouted, "Little sister, you also got full marks. Tell me, where is your special ability?"

The woman smiled, walked to the round table, pointed to the six bottle caps that were opened, and said, "The answer is in this bottle cap. You have already written it in the bottle cap, but the font is very small. The first four people didn't check it carefully, only Mr. 5 and I paid attention, so we got full marks. I don't have any special abilities, I'm just good at observation and love to use my brain!"

Vice President Wang nodded and announced loudly, "Although No. 5 got a high score, he is too mysterious and exaggerated; No. 6 is very honest and has a super charismatic personality. We hired her!"

The beautiful woman listened, but her face was serious. She walked up to the No. 4 applicant and said, "To be honest, only this eldest sister put in real effort today, and she got two points with her nose. And she needs to work right now, because she is a good mother. If the company only hires one, I decide to give up and beg the company to hire this eldest sister!" After the girl finished speaking, she bowed to the six staff members of the company.

She immediately went forward to hold the beautiful woman's hand and said, "Thank you for the sincerity and kindness of the girl, I will be the master once, and the company has decided to hire you and this eldest sister!"

At this time, thunderous applause broke out in the conference room.