On this day, the four old classmates gathered for dinner, and everyone was a little excited. Taking advantage of the alcohol, someone suggested that everyone tell one of the most embarrassing things in their life experiences, and if they couldn't say it, they would be fined three drinks. By this time, everyone had almost drunk, and three more glasses was not fun. In order to avoid being punished, everyone racked their brains to search for the thing they least wanted to mention in their memory.

The old monitor was the first to speak: "To be honest, this matter has been pressing in my heart for many years, and I have never mentioned it to outsiders. You guys are not allowed to laugh at me."

It turned out that when the old monitor had just graduated from college, he was assigned to teach in a rural primary school. Seeing his classmates enter the government and factories, he was particularly uncomfortable and had no enthusiasm for work. After class, he would ask people to drink and play cards.

That night, the old monitor finished drinking and rode home on his newly purchased motorcycle. He wanted to pee halfway, so he stopped the motorcycle and jumped into the cornfield by the roadside to solve it. Before he finished peeing, he heard the sound of a car starting behind him. When the old monitor came back to his senses, he could only see the motorcycle being driven away.

"Hey, pee, throw a car, throw it away, it's not shameful! I was scolded by my dad for this," the old monitor continued, "I was young and energetic at that time, and I was very helpless against car thieves. I put my strength into teaching, and I can't cure the big ones. I can teach the little ones and teach the children well, so as not to cause harm to society when I grow up. At that time, I was on the right track, and now I am the director of the education bureau!"

A few people laughed and drank a cup, and they all made fun of the old monitor. To be able to become the director of the education bureau was actually the credit of the car thief.

"Guys, listen to me," the Youth League branch secretary cleared his throat and continued, "I also experienced something similar to the old monitor. You know, after I graduated, I was assigned to work in a state-owned enterprise in the town. When I first got married, I lived in the bungalow assigned by the unit. That summer at noon, my daughter-in-law and I took an afternoon nap with the window open. My daughter-in-law thought the necklace was twisting her hair, so she took it off and put it on the windowsill. Unexpectedly, when I woke up, the necklace was gone. I just bought it for my daughter-in-law, and it cost me half a year's salary. Later, my daughter-in-law thought that I had little money and quarreled with me. Do you think that the neighbors who live around are all colleagues in my unit? From then on, I held my breath and focused on my work, thinking of getting more bonuses so that I could buy her a necklace. Unexpectedly, the leader promoted me after seeing that I was practical and willing to work. Now I am the boss of a state-owned enterprise. "

"Okay, you guys, didn't you just lose something, I'm really ashamed!" The life committee member drank a glass of wine and sighed repeatedly.

"Speak quickly, what's going on?" Several people suddenly became interested and urged the Life Committee to speak quickly.

"It was also when I was just married, and I had a heavy work task. Once I worked overtime until midnight before going home. As soon as I entered the house, I saw a man jump up from the bed and escape through the window. Later, I woke up my daughter-in-law and asked her, but she said that she was not feeling well, took medicine and went to bed early, and didn't know anything. When she came back to her senses, she beat and scolded me while crying, blaming me for not being able to work overtime all day."

A few people's eyes widened in shock, you look at me, I look at you, no one can speak.

After a while, the life committee member himself said again: "Hey, you guys relax, it's alright! Fortunately, I went back in time, and nothing really happened. Later, I was worried that my wife was at home alone, so I gritted my teeth and quit my job. The husband and wife went in and out together, and opened a restaurant together. It was also a good time to catch up. Later, the small restaurant opened into a large restaurant, and now it is a national chain."

After the life committee had finished speaking, the sports committee stood up, picked up the wine glass, and solemnly said, "I toast the brothers here, thank you for your success." I did it, you are free.   Today, I am willing to accept punishment. I will not say the most embarrassing thing, just the one thing I am most proud of.

"That year, I was just twenty years old. I didn't go to college, and I didn't find a serious job. I just did n't do anything every day, walking around here and there. One day at noon, I passed a family room, and when the wind blew, the curtains of a house fluttered. I caught a glimpse of a large gold chain on the windowsill, and somehow, without thinking, I reached out and grabbed it. I solemnly declare that before this, I had never thought of stealing anything. That afternoon, I was walking down the street, and I felt that people all over the street were looking at me with strange eyes, as if everyone knew I was a thief. But as time went on, I went from fear to happiness, and then complacency, and I felt that it was quite good to get something for nothing.

"In the evening, I found a small tavern, took out the last bit of money in my pocket, and ate and drank. After I was full of wine and food, I hummed a song and strolled down the road. It was time for me to make a fortune. I don't know which fool, the motorcycle stopped at the roadside before it turned off, so I rode away rudely. Passing by a family at the entrance of the village, seeing that this family was also sleeping with the window open, I suddenly remembered what happened at noon, so I stopped my car and slipped under the window to look inside. There was nothing valuable by the window sill, but the little daughter-in-law who was sleeping on the kang was quite attractive. It was also full of wine and courage. On a whim, I turned into the house through the window and slept on the kang. Unexpectedly, her man just came back...

"Brothers, what do you mean? Don't, don't do it! Think about it, what am I doing? I'm the captain of the criminal police brigade! This was the first major case I solved, the gang car theft case that caused a sensation in the city back then. What I said just now is a confession from the leader of the car theft gang, saying how he got on the road to crime. It was this case that made me make a contribution, but I didn't expect that the victims to be you guys."

Several people put down the wine bottles in their hands and laughed awkwardly at themselves.