Su Xiaomei trilemma groom

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Legend has it that Su Shi's younger sister, Su Xiaomei, was neither fat nor thin, with thin lips, round face, and big black eyes. She looked smart at first glance. She has studied poetry since childhood, is proficient in management, and is a talented woman. When the little sister was sixteen, many people came to the door to say marriage. Because she was still young, the little sister was not ready to get married too early, and strived to learn more things when she was young. Therefore, she was very annoying to the people who were dear to her before, but she could not be rude. So she thought of a way to ask all suitors to answer three questions. If they answered correctly, she would marry him.

Just when everyone was anxious about Su Xiaomei's marriage, Su Shi met Qin Guan and Qin Shaoyou by chance. Qin Shaoyou was a native of Gaoyou, Jiangsu today. He was born into a landlord family whose family was already in the middle, and his pastoral income was not enough to support himself. When he was a teenager, he also worked with some geishas in Yangzhou and Yuezhou. "The sachet was secretly dissolved, and the ribbon was lightly divided." "Man won the brothel and was lucky to survive." Qin Guan failed in the five years of Yuanfeng and eight years of Yuanfeng in Song Zhe Zhe Zong, and he went to Beijing for the third time in the five years of Yuanyou. This time, thanks to Su Shi, he was able to stay in Beijing for five years and was promoted to university doctor and editor of the National History Academy. From then on, his relationship with Su Dongpo was between mentors and friends. Qin Shaoyou often went to and from the Su family. The young Qin Shaoyou slowly attracted the attention of Su Xiaomei. That day, she saw Qin Shaoyou's poems in her brother's place and expressed heartfelt admiration. It was a very rare thing. The Su family's father and brother knew this in their hearts, so they actively tried to promote this marriage.

As long as Su Xiaomei had no opinion, Qin Guan, one of the four scholars of the Su Sect, naturally had nothing to say, so Huang Tingjian, another of the four scholars of the Su Sect, made a ready-made matchmaker. Since Qin Shaoyou did not have any official or half-time job, and Sansu was already famous, the marriage was naturally hosted by the Su family. Generally speaking, on the wedding night, the bride would only wait in shyness, joy, and anxiety, waiting for the groom to conquer, but the clever and eccentric Su Xiaomei was ingenious. On the night of welcoming the relatives, she wrote three poems, asking Shaoyou to answer, and the other party would be allowed to enter the bridal chamber, otherwise she would be fined to study in the outer room for three months.

The first song: Copper and iron are thrown into Hong Ye, and ants are put on the powder wall. Yin and yang have no two meanings, and I am in the center of heaven and earth.

Shaoyou thought, I used to pretend to be a Taoist Yunyou, and changed my fate at Yue Temple to see Miss Su. These four sentences contain the words "Taoist who changed my fate." Then I took a pen under the moon and wrote a poem after the title: What does the chemical industry mean to urge spring? Fate to the famous garden flowers bloom by themselves. Dao is the original owner of the east wind, and no one dares to go to the flower platform.

The word before the sentence is also synthesized into "Taoist of Alchemy."

The second song: The strong master Shengzu did something, chiseling the wall to steal light and reading at night. In the seam line, I often recall my mother, and the old man leans on the door all day long.

The first sentence is Sun Quan, the second sentence is Kong Ming, the third sentence is Zisi, and the fourth sentence is Taigongwang.

Third song: Close the door and launch the window in front of the month.

After looking at it, Shaoyou thought about it, but he didn't know what was right. It just so happened that Dongpo came to inquire about the news of his brother-in-law. I saw Shaoyou walking around in the courtroom chanting the seven words "month in front of the window after closing the door." Seeing that there was a flower tank in the courtroom, which was filled with clear water, Shaoyou walked once, and accidentally leaned against the tank to see the water. Seeing that, Dongpo touched the spirit, took a small brick from the ground and threw it into the tank. Stir the water points and throw them on Shaoyou's surface. The sky and moon shadows in the water are confused one after another. Shaoyou was enlightened at the moment, so he helped the pen to the cloud:

Shaoyou is by no means a person who has gained a false reputation. With his talent, he has passed three levels and can finally enter the bridal chamber and spend the night with Su Xiaomei.